favorite films → the road to el dorado (2000)
stars!… can’t do it… not today.

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demonpossesser:

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

How to

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co1orblind:

How about instead of teaching children to judge tattoos, piercings, and other body modifications, parents teach them manners. That’s a novel idea.

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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r3tardis:

Where can i hire someone to give me money

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king-satan-senpai:

gan-firling:

[reevaluates life choices] 

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doppelgender:

sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blankets im vulnerable to monsters

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de-rock-goddess:

tastefullyoffensive:

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IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 

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corradocoia:

 

And that’s how you cut to a wide shot.

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